When you run out of pranks, get a CD and put it in your CD player. Turn the volume all the way up. Tell one person to turn on the light when the music goes off. Tell 2 people to dance on the bed, tell some people to blow whistles and scream. Turn on the music and watch your friend go nuts.

- From Andrea P.

Garbage Can Cleaning

Okay, this is a funny prank. You take a garbage can and fill it about 3/4 way with water. You lean this up against a random house's door. Knock on the door, run, and hide so you can see it from a distance. When the unsuspecting person opens the door the water will fall into their house flooding it. This is a really funny prank. But don't get caught.

- From Dustin K.

Scare Tactic Prank

Ok, you got to have a skylight in your house. This is one of the great funny pranks to pull on your siblings and close friends. Sometime when they're watching T.V. or busy, put on dark clothes and a ski mask and climb onto their roof. When they walk into the room with skylight make a loud noise and stare at them before quickly dodging out of the way and climbing off the roof. We got my brother to pee his pants and run outside yelling because of it. It's a great prank to do on your friends!

- From BW in Eugene, OR

Fire Extinguisher Shenanigans

We all know fire extinguishers are fun, right! There potential for practical jokes is limitless. Here is a very basic joke. Sneak up on your friend. Stick the hose down his pants and spray as long as humanly possible. Fill his trousers with icy cold goodness.

More funny pranks from Bryan!

- From Bryan, a fellow prankster

Sour Face Prank

I was over at my friend's house and it was her 15 birthday and she was having like 9 girls sleepover. We had a lot of fun and her older brother is working in the Science Department and he decided since my friend Kayla (the birthday girl) LOVED sour stuff, he'd make the "Essence of Sour" and it was the sourest thing I have EVER tasted.

Well, me and my friend Brittney both got up to get in the middle of the night to get a cup of water. Brittany got this great idea we should prank all the girls that were sleeping. So, me being the girl to take on any dare, I saw the cup of EOS (Essence of Sour) and decided we should pour it all over the other girls' toothbrushes!

Wow, were they surprised when they got up to brush their scaggle-teeth! This prank works great at home or at a friend's house and you don't have to use EOS. You can wet anyone's toothbrush and let it soak on a black cherry warhead for like 2 minutes. Those things are pretty damn sour.

- From Leigh in New York

Great Gift Funny Prank

Over Christmas my best friend treated herself to Banana Republic. I asked her for the bag, noticing a great prank possibility. I remembered I forgot to buy a present for another friend who is totally obsessed with fashion. I picked out a super-ugly sweater with bears on it for him, wrapped it in tissue paper and stuck it in the Banana Republic bag. Imagine his joy and then disappointment when I give it to him!

- From Corrie M. in Greeley, CO

Easy and Highly Effective Funny Prank

Put hair removal cream in someone's conditioner.

- From Stephy

Magical T.V. Remote Prank

For Christmas my mom got a new T.V. We had already had a T.V. that was the same brand, and I held on to the remote for this prank...

My little sisters were watching a video and I was in the other room with the old remote. I would alternately mute it, turn up the volume, change the channel, and turn off the power for about an hour. It was really funny watching the littlest one's amazement at the T.V. "magically" turning itself off and then getting blamed for it.

This prank might even work on a neighbor who has the same kind of T.V. or even at school or work!

- From Corrie M in Greeley, CO

Habanero Pepper Surprise

1. Obtain a small hypodermic needle and syringe
2. Fill it with Habanero pepper extract or hot sauce.
3. Inject extract or sauce into your roommate's fruit, vegetables, cakes, ice cream, and anything else you can find that's edible.

This will make them "happy". Additionally they will be scared to eat anything in the house for weeks, including snagging your food for a quick bite.

- From Ryan H. in Dallas, TX

Scare The Hell Out of Mom Prank

I am 11 and on April Fools day, I told my mom I was going to use her shower because mine was busted. I brought a bottled of ketchup with me and I sprayed the stuff everywhere, then I screamed bloody murder. My mom came in and saw the "blood" everywhere and started gagging. It was so cool, even if I was grounded.

- From Allie O.

Makeover Surprise

You need to take someone you really dislike (preferably a blonde) and dye their hair.....

Step 1: Find someone who has shampoo that is not in a clear bottle.
Step 2: Squeeze all the shampoo out!
Step 3: Replace with dye (black is the biggest shock)

- From Hola

Girl Scout Prank

At Girl Scout camp we waded through the lake in the middle of the night to the YMCA camp, and hoisted a huge pear of Wal-Mart pants up the flag pole that said girl scouts rule!

More funny camp pranks.

- From Lin

Cop Joke

A cop pulled me over and asked me how fast I was going? I said, "You should know a-hole your the one that pulled me over.

- From Maria

Poo Gag

If someone pisses you off, get a bit of dog poo, (the fresher the better) and stick it under their car door handle, so it can't be seen, when they go to open the door they get a handful of sh*t.

- From Danny B.

Clown Face

One of my favorite Funny Pranks is to take makeup and make a clown face on a sleeping friend. It's a funny surprise when they wake up.

- From Laura N.

The Wet Sleepover Funny Prank

Wait until your victim is asleep. Then get a bowl full of water and stick their hand in it. In the morning they will have a rude awakening when they find out that last night they wet the bed.

- From Zach

Ketchup Packet Prank Surprise

Using 2 ketchup packs, (the type used for carry out fries). I laid one on top of another and rolled the bottoms up together like you would a tube of toothpaste. This creates a double sack of ketchup for the assault.

Using a pin, poke a hole in each one near the exposed end seam on the outer sides. Now you have a ketchup pack that will squirt in two directions at once.

To set this funny prank in motion, place the premade pack below the foot under a toilet seat. The unsuspecting victim will sit down and get shot in the "nether regions" as well as creating a scary discharge into the toilet.

I got a guy who weighed about 250 and thought he had injured his rectum. He was relieved and irritated that it was not.

This was one of the funniest pranks I have ever done.

- From John M. in Silver Lake, OH

Very Tasty Drink Funny Prank

For this funny prank take your friend's drink, preferably a non fizzy drink, and load it with salt. Whiskey works best.

Prepare a few drinks for you and your mates then challenge them to down it in 1 go! Make sure you know which drink is the salty one! Wait till you see your friend's face ha ha (evil Laugh).

- From Simon the Whizzkid

Barfarama Funny Prank

You will need: A regular T-Shirt, A Hoody, An empty water bottle, A long tube, A big school with lots of kids, a principle who's on your revenge list, A can of Potato Soup, Brown and Orange food coloring, and some friends you hire. Here is your prepwork:

If you made a good bottle of puke people will think your friends are eating real barf!

WARNING: With your friends eating your throw-up other people might really barf! Stand Away.

- From Brandon

Car Whistle Prank

Take a long, narrow potato (one that will fit well into an exhaust pipe) and drill a hole in it long ways. Then rig a whistle in one end or find one of those long, thin whistles and stick it in the potato hole. Potato goes in the tailpipe. When the victim gets in the car and starts it up they'll wonder where the hell that noise is coming from!

Or just buy and use the Tailpipe Auto Whistle

- From Whitney in Columbus, GA

(Mean Yet Funny Prank)

ARRRRGH MY F$@#ING EYES WHY DO THEY BURN?

Have you noticed how many times people rub their eyes? Well they do heaps you just don't notice. Best to do this at a friend's house if you are staying temporarily.

- From Jack and Laurence, Cairns

Makeup Funny Prank

When your bud is sleeping put makeup on his/her face it's the best prank I ever did it's guaranteed to cause lots & lots of laughs!!!!!

- From Jodi

Purple Tooth Prank

My friend and I pulled this funny ass prank off. We got up around 4:30 in the morning. My dad gets up at 5 to get ready for work. We got some salt, peppers, and some purple dye (color optional). Make SURE you put the salt on as it makes dye last longer on the brush. After you have put salt on the brush and doused it in dye you should clean up placing the toothbrush back in place. Hope you have as much #*$@ing fun as we did. Embarrass your victim later by saying, "HEY PURPLE TOOTH in public!!!"

- From Jack and Laurence, Cairns

Hot Mouth

If you are sleeping over at a friends house get some hot sauce (and I mean hot, hot sauce) and when they fall asleep put it in there mouth and lips and wait for them to wake up screaming, "Hot, hot, hot!"

- From Mike the Rookie

Vicious Auto Accident Prank

The other day I was talking to my friend, on my cell phone. I noticed a train coming down the nearby railroad tracks, I got a wonderful idea as I was very close to the train track. In the middle of one of my friend’s sentences, the train blew its whistle. I quickly and in a frightened voice said, "oh my god - a train!" Ya see the last he knew, I was in my car driving home but in reality I was simply at a gas station standing near the tracks. I then screamed, "Holy shit!" as the train's second whistle bellowed, which was obviously closer and louder. I closed my cell quickly with a loud clasp to abruptly end the call. He had to think that I was in a terrible train accident! I called him back immediately to show that I wasn't really injured. He laughed pretty hard and then I took a crap on his face!

- From Ben Dover in Columbia City, IN

Bologna Suprise (Simple Yet Seriously Funny Prank)

I live in Kansas and I mailed my aunt a piece of bologna . . . . she lives in Arizona!

- From Cameron in Kansas

Blow-Dryer Prank

Here is a good prank that played on my sister. What you do is take baby powder and you put it in someone's blow-dryer. When they turn it on, they will get a head full of powder. It is a great laugh.

- From Carl in Indiana

House Warming Prank

My friend and I did a little housewarming prank for some friends involving some yard decorations. We purchased odd as hell items and then planted them in their front yard. They thought their neighbors were messing with them. You have to see the pictures to fully appreciate it but you can see them and read all about the yard prank here and a second prank here.

- From Kate!

Fake Winnings Funny Prank

Recently, I typed up a letter congratulating my victim for winning the monthly "Customer Appreciation Contest" at the local Pizza Hut. In the letter it outlined that they won large pizza's, free appetizer's, free drinks and a coupon book worth over $300.00 of free stuff.

Of course, everything was made up. There was no contest and the location of the restaurant was made up (make them go to a nearby town they aren't familiar with). At the top of the page was the familiar Pizza Hut logo, which was easily saved and pasted in the letter I found off the Internet. You can even put the logo on the outside of the envelope with the made up return address. Send it off. I happen to be at my victim's house when he got the mail that day. They were so excited. They asked me if I wanted to go with them. I quickly declined their offer.

Off they went to get their rewards. They called me later and couldn't find the Pizza Hut that was stated in the letter. They drove almost thirty miles out of the way trying to find this Pizza Hut. Then they called me back saying they called a Pizza Hut and told them about the letter. They said it was a hoax and they would never give that much food away for free. It was funny, and yes I confessed. Now they want me to send the letter to their relatives and friends.

- From tall Paul

Paper on the Ass Gag

Ok, I did this funny prank at school once. Take a piece of paper and put it on a chair (paper should be same color as the chair.) Put clear glue on the paper and someone will sit on it and be walking around with paper on their but all day.

- From Syreena

Christmas Prank

If someone really wants a dog or something really big for Christmas then this is how you can prank them. Get a big box and put one of your friend's inside the box wearing a creepy mask (make sure the friend is alive for this one) and then wrap the box. Have your friend make dog noises or they can just sit there. When the person starts opening their presents they will obviously want to open the big gift first. Just think how great it will be when your friends or family member opens that box and they get a hell of a scare from your friend. Hopefully they crap their pants.

- From Kelly

A Couple of Mean Pranks

- From Anna

Naughty Video Prank

This one friend of mine told me about a DVD porn he bought at an adult video store. A few days later I called him up and sounded all concerned, asking if he was watching the local news. He wasn't, so I proceeded to tell him that they were doing a story about adult video stores and he was seen clear as day in the background, walking out of the store with a brown paper bag. He freaked right out, thinking of all the people who might have seen him; it was great!

- From Steve

Phoney Bone

Here is what you need: 1 dog bone about the length of a phone, spray paint same color as the phone, some phone buttons and glue. Here is what you do: first, shape the bone to look like the receiver and then spray paint it. Then you glue the buttons on in the correct order. Then you get the real receiver, unhook the cord and tape or glue it on the phoney bone. Then sit back and watch people swear at the phoney bone. When you let them in on the prank you and your victim should have a good laugh; if not, haul ass.

- From Richard Geiger

School Yard Laxitive Prank

Most schools have a coffee pot in the teachers' lounge; simply slip a few laxatives into the pot and look forward to having a sub!

- From Cat

Shopping Cart Funny Prank

This is pretty juvenile, but good. Find an old lady or whoever at Wal-mart. Get something that would be embarrassing or silly for them to be found with. Pick it up put it in their cart when they are not looking. I've done this and it's a real hoot.

A few ideas -
Rubbers or spermicidal foam in an old ladies cart or adult diapers in a 20 year old guys cart seem to work especially well.

- From Jim

Pills

When the victims is asleep, or not in their room take a small jar full of medicine, like aspirin, but make your own label. On the label print something that would be embarrassing to your victim (eg, anti-gay pills, mental pills). Put the jar of pills next to their bed and in the morning accuse them of being gay or mental.

- From Bronwyn, Anywhere USA

Camp Pranks by Mischievous Girls

We went to a camp that had one section for boys and the other for girls ... well one night we stayed up real late and snuck over to the guys bunk and we decorated them as they slept with lipstick, toothpaste, markers and then we put Vaseline between their toes to make them subconsciously wriggle all night.

We also rigged booby traps by putting webs over each bunk and when they hit the strings, down would come talcum powder, mud, pancake syrup, or other stuff which we put in big paper cups.

More funny camp pranks.

- From Elaine in Pennsylvania

Earth Worm Prank

Ok, this guy was giving me a hard time at school so I had to come up with a prank that is funny and anonymous so what I did was got some earth worms and took them to school. I put some in his locker and in 1 in his sandwich he ate it without suspecting a thing. I call this sweet revenge.

- From Hot Blonde

Tractor Trailer Suprise Prank

For this funny prank you don't need much. When you're driving on the highway and your passenger is out cold sleeping, find a big tow truck towing a tractor trailer and drive up behind it. As you approach the trailer, speed up until you get a few feet from the truck, brake hard, then slowly accelerate (only if NOBODY is behind you) and start yelling and screaming frantically). Your passenger will awaken to see a tractor trailer facing them and they will flip out.

- From TJ in London, Ontario

The Phantom Crapper

This "funny prank" works best in a house with more than one bathroom. Just work up a real nasty crap by using whatever Mexican food or laxatives you can get your hands on. Go into your roommate's bathroom and dispose of your crap without flushing or wiping. Then waddle your way to your own bathroom and wipe off, etc. Now, go back to your roommate's bathroom and write "THE PHANTOM CRAPPER STRIKES AGAIN!!!" on toilet paper or their mirror. Works especially well if they are out of town for the weekend and come back to such a stench.

- From Scott in Metairie, LA

Sleepover Prank

This prank is really funny, I did it last week. First get to a sleepover with two boys and more people if you want them to laugh. Then when they fall asleep get the deepest sleeper and get him into the other person's sleeping bag. I got some friends to help me lift him up into it. Once he is inside, you can take their clothes off and put their arms around each other. Then when they are wrapped up and one wakes up they will be confused and won't know what they did! (This will really make them blush).

- From Ann Ulsex in Madison, Wisconsin

Funny Office Prank

Take any umbrella and fill it with any amount of small objects and place back in its original position. Works best at the office.

More office pranks.

- From Ancient Mumu

Post-It Note Camp Prank

One week at camp this past summer, I and my friends decided to go down in CCA history at Forest Home. CCA's are volunteers that help out with the family camp kids. Anyways, we are treated like dirt by all of the staff, even the most of our counselors. So we decided to post-it note one of our counselor's car (one that we actually liked). We covered the entire car in yellow post-its, and it was very time consuming for our counselor to remove them the next morning. HAHA!

More funny camp pranks.

- From Zam

Vacuum Cleaner and Ketchup

Get ketchup, a vacuum cleaner, and put it on your big toe. Turn the vacuum cleaner on and act like your toe got caught in it.

- From Devin Buck in Alabama

Camp Prank

I was a camp counselor and had many pranks played on me along with playing a few myself. As a rookie counselor of 24 years old on my first day of camp I made the mistake of wearing white shorts, white Bobby-socks, white canvas sneakers, and an expensive summer sweater. Big mistake!!! I discovered a bucket of sticky black tar at the bottom of the steps of my cabin.

That is, I discovered the bucket of tar AFTER it became attached to my foot!!! By the end of the day, I had tar all over myself, and my outfit was ruined!!! I found out that another counselor, about 20 years my elder, played the prank on me. She was not laughing so loudly after I put DRANO in her laundry detergent.

More funny camp pranks.

- From Debbie

Mashed Potatoe Suprise Prank

If you are having someone sleeping over who you are just dying to do a prank to, here is a good one. You need another friend to help you pull it off. Have your friend hold the girls arms up and get some mashed potatoes. Lift up her bra and smear the potatoes over her breast and put the bra back she'll be surprised when she wakes up the next morning. Also to embarrass her you can take pics of her after you do it.

- From Tory

Orajel, What the Hell?

For this funny prank, take one of those small travel sized tubes of regular toothpaste and empty it completely, then refill the empty tube with an entire tube of Orajel (you know that stuff that people use to numb canker soars and tooth aches). If done correctly the next time anyone uses that tube of toothpaste they will surprisingly find that their entire mouth is completely numb. The prank will last about 15 minutes or so. That's plenty of time to enjoy it.

- From Vaughn J.

Revenge Prank

This prank I did for revenge. One day I was walking home from school and I was walking by my victim's house and of course I couldn't pass this one up. I had a firework smoke gernade. I secretly walked up to his car, which was unlocked, lit the firework, put it in his car, and hauled ass.

- From Richard G.

Another Camp Prank

Once at Camp Humperton, I put my bare butt on another camp counselor's face while she was trying to sleep and the cabin was pitch black. Her name was Tracie. It might not sound that bad, but my butt is potched full of wierd craters and I have really bad B.O. (Butt Oder). Trust me, you would not like to be on the recieving end of my bare rank ass.

More funny camp pranks.

- From Joey S. of Cleavland, OH

Tripwire Funny Prank

You need some party poppers, dental floss, Duct tape, and Talcum powder or whatever you feel like shooting at someone to pull off this funny prank.

First off, remove the bottom cardboard disk of the party popper and take out the ribbons that normally get shot out of it. Replace the innards with your talcum powder or other powdery substance and reinsert/replace the disk. Now attach the string end you pull to detonate the popper to one end of the dental floss. Choose a place to put the tripwire (e.g. the inside of a door frame) and use duct tape to attach the party popper facing towards your intended victim (preferably head or crotch height). Roll out enough dental floss and tie it to something solid. When the wire is tripped, the explosive will shoot the Talcum powder out at the person who tripped the booby wire (covering them in it). Hours of pranking fun!

- From Jono