Stick It to The Lazy Ass Soldier Prank
Try this one on someone who is always running really late:
While in the Army, there was a fellow soldier who always overslept and had to be awakened by myself and a friend of mine. Finally, we decided to make a point. We used duct tape to tape the outside of his door frame (the door opened in) with the sticky side facing the inside of the room. We then turned the hallway lights off and stated beating on his door, telling him that he was late and the first sergeant wanted him at formation NOW.
At the sound of a groggy, "I'M UP" we ran down the stairs to formation and waited. About 6 or 7 minutes later, he arrived in formation with gray duct tape attached to his uniform. What made it even better was the fact that he was still putting it on while he was on his way out the door. He was NEVER late for formation again.
This also works for college dorms and late night fire drills!!
- From Mike
Kitchen Fountain Prank Variant
Another variant on the kitchen fountain prank (with the sprayer) is to use electrical tape, since the sprayer is usually a black color. The colors match and the tape is a lot harder to see than the rubber band.
- From Mike
Perfect Summer Camp Funny Prank
One day in summer camp, I made fun of some girls who were standing nearby. That night, I had a bad feeling something bad was going to happen but I went to sleep anyway. In the morning I was covered in makeup, nail polish, lipstick, etc... I never went to that camp again!
- From Oliver H.
Classic Funny Prank: Get Them Wet Trick
You need a funnel, a penny, a glass or bucket of water handy, and one gullible victim.
Tell your friends/victim that you can do a great trick. Put the funnel in your pants and put the penny on your chin. Drop the penny off your chin into the funnel. When they see you perform this easy trick they will either want to try it or tell if you anyone can do that. When they do, challenge them to go ahead and try. After your victim has the funnel in their pants, and as they put the penny up onto their face, you pour the water into the funnel.
If your victim is not laughing, you should start running.
- From Mathew
The Classic Flaming Bag of Poop Prank
Ok, for this prank you take a paper bag and u put dog $#!+ in it. Then you stuff the bag with dry leaves or paper. Then light it on fire and let it melt on there porch or you can just ring the door bell and run and they'll stomp on it and have dog $#!+ on there feet.
- From Jordan and Neal
Mean Toilet Paper Prank
This works best if you're sharing a toilet with someone, like in a hotel or hostel etc:
Sneak the toilet paper from the bathroom and unravel a few feet of it. Slice up a few fresh chilies and sprinkle them over the paper. Leave it a few minutes for the juice to soak up and dry, then roll up the paper and put it back in the bathroom. Wait 'til someone goes for a crap!
- From Gart
Jelled Toilet Bowl Surprise Prank
My friends and I had been planning funny pranks for months that we would play some really nasty tricks on the teachers for the last day of school. We came up with some great ones, putting food coloring in the toilets or putting exploding pens on the teacher's desk. My favorite prank was "The Jelly Bowl".
Get two packets of jelly crystals in your desired color (mix them together if you want), some hot water, and a long stick.
Go into the teacher's bathroom, make sure someone keeps watch, and put the hot water into each toilet bowl, then put the jelly crystals into the toilet bowl. It's better if each toilet is a different color. Stir the mix with the stick and let it set over night, by morning it will be solid and they won't be able to just flush it away!!!
Another funny prank to do would have been to fill the sinks with water and do the same thing (again using different colors). Works like a charm!
- From Osiris
Sleepover Prank
This prank works best at sleepover parties. While everyone else has gone to sleep, choose yourself a victim. Then, go into the kitchen and grab yourself a tomato. Go over to the sleeping victim and put the tomato down the back of their pants. In the middle of the night, the victim will roll around and most likely will squash the tomato and by morning it will be very warm from their body heat.
When they wake up they think, "oh shit" . . . literally, oh SHIT!
- From Chris, the PrankPrince
Puzzling Funny Prank
If your friend is making a puzzle take about five pieces out of there puzzle and take five pieces of another puzzle with similar colors and then swap them. At the end of the puzzle they will be stumped.
- From Carey
Classic Lead Face Quarter Funny Prank
You take a dime/quarter, or any coin with the roughed edges, trace the outside of the coin with a pencil so the edges have graphite on them, and then tell you friend they can have the quarter if they can roll it down the middle of their nose and catch it. Once they roll it down their nose, they will have a long black strip of lead down their face.
- From Jonathon
I Can't See Funny Prank
My cousin and I went to a nature park one day, with their two dogs (a border collie and a poodle). We put a harness on them, put on sunglasses, and waved sticks in front of us as if we were blind. Through the sunglasses, we could see everyone's expressions without them seeing that we could actually see where we were going. We began to stumble everywhere, and it was so much fun. Many little kids would stand away from us and stare. And some people even offered to help us. It was all we could do to keep from laughing like crazy and spilling our story...
- From Deann B.
Couple of Revenge Pranks for Women
- Boil your mark's high heels in hot water and dry them in the oven. They'll shrink almost a shoe size.
- Smear Vaseline in your mark's sneakers and sprinkle sand. She'll never completely clean it out, and the slimy and gritty feels lasts forever.
- From Debbie
Broke Your Key Prank
At our daycare center, the kids were washing the staffs' cars. One of the other coworkers took another group of kids to the store. While he was gone we moved his car up to wash it and to play our funny prank. I went to our "junk keys" we use for crafts and found a match GM ignition key and snapped it in half with pliers. We took off our co workers key and replaced it with the broken one. Just before quitting time we told him about the accidental mishap of his key breaking in the ignition.
He was in disbelief. But we reassured him we already called the key people and they were on their way. Then the two of us had an argument about who had to stay and wait for the repair man and questioning each other about if the other one had money to pay for it. Then we turned to our coworker and asked if he had any money. He got his money and was counting it saying yes he should have enough.
BEFORE his breaking point and at quitting time, we let him in on the prank. WE GOT HIM!!!!!! Relief and laughter overcame him. Now we watch our backs!!!!!
- From Sheila
Crapper Snapper Prank
This prank is sooooo funny I actually pulled it today. Go out to the store and buy those things that you throw on the ground and pop. So what you do is carefully put them under the toilet so people cant see them and it looks like nothing is there. When they sit down to take a sh*t it pops...Gets em every time..
Alternatively you could use the Exploding Toilet Prank.
- From Kelly
Classic Peanut Butter on the Nose Prank
You will need something ticklish like a feather and peanut butter or whipped cream for this prank. If a friend is sleeping over or just sleeping walk over quietly with the feather and the peanut butter or whipped cream and put the peanut butter or whipped cream gently on either of their hands or just both. Then gently tickle the friend or relative's nose with a feather back and fourth (but make them wake up!!). Eventually they will use their hand to scratch or touch their nose! So the peanut butter or whipped cream will be all over them. It works like a charm every time!
- Dillon from Wisconsin
Computer Prank
Oh My God! This prank is Hilarious!!! If you have a friend who knows very little about computers then this is the prank for you!
You see last night my friend wanted me to check out his computer because he had a problem with his AOL and try to fix it for him. I said ok and went about my business while he was watching TV. Knowing more about computers than he I changed the screen saver on his computer so you can type a message and it will go across his screen when he isn't touching the computer for a minute. Well you can see where it's going from here. The message read this:
To Our Valued Windows 98 Customers; We regret to inform you that Windows 98 has a very serious bug that will blow up your computer in 30 seconds. It is advisable for you to vacate the premise as soon as possible or risk being killed. 29...28...27...26...25...
You could imagine how quickly he got out of his chair and out the door. I went out to ask him what was wrong and he told me that his computer was going to blow up. I asked him if it was 30 seconds that he'd been outside. He wondered why and I explained it to him that I rigged it. It is so funny watching a 375 lb fat man run!
- From Tina in NY
Revenge Funny Prank
Okay- here's one for revenge. It would be best to do this somewhere where the person you are pranking cannot get another pair of clothes-like camping for example. What you do is get a container of Bleach and put a bunch of hair in it and leave it there over night. Next morning, drain it and chop the hair real fine... and it becomes itching powder!!! Put it all over the other person's clothes!!!! hah!!!!!
- From Amber B. in Vancouver, WA
Frozen Bra Funny Prank
This one is good if someone's coming over to your house for a sleepover or something. When she's asleep or taking a shower you take their bra and freeze it. When they wake up in the morning they have a cool surprise. (Make sure you get it wet first) my friend tried it on me and it didn't really do much damage because she forgot to wet it.
- From Ashley
Bathroom Video Prank
For this funny prank have some friends over watching movies or whatever. When someone goes to the bathroom, switch on a pre-recorded video of the bathroom. When everyone hears the flush, signal everyone to start laughing really loud. When your buddy comes out he'll think that you guys were watching him in the bathroom! hahahaaha!!
- From David
Don't Do This At Home
One funny prank you can pull if you're electrically savvy is do a little creative "rewiring" on a person's car... nothing dangerous, here, just wire the low beam position of the headlights to their car horn. If done properly, any time their using the low beams, the horn will instantly be honking. When they have the high beams on, others are going to think they're a-holes. An alternative method to this joke would be to wire the brake lights to the horn... any time they step on the brakes, the horn will go.
- From Ted
Don't Do This One Either
This prank involves ordering a ton of top soil or gravel to someone you don't like such as the class geek. Ask the delivery man on the phone to "dump it all on the pavement in front of their house". After the soil or gravel has been delivered he will go to the person's house and ask for the bill. The beauty of this prank is that they have to pay for a ton of soil they don't want. They can't do anything with the soil and until they move the soil they can't move their car off the front porch, which means they can't go to work which may lead to them loosing their job. Yes, by doing this you could effectively ruin someone's life but that's why you only do it to someone you really dislike or someone who is really weaker that you so if they start you can kick their ass easily.
Seriously, don't do this prank.
- From Craig K.
Funny Mobile Phone Prank
Change your name in one of your friend's mobile phone to someone like their boyfriend/girlfriend/crush or mum. Then ring them while sitting next to them. The person's name will come up on the screen. Don't say anything and hang up after a few seconds. Do it quite a few times. Then either own up and watch their face or don't tell them but change your name back secretly and do it again next time your with them. If you don't own up it'll be hilarious as well to watch the person's whose name you used denying they didn't keep prank calling your friend!!!!!
- From Katie
Simple Funny Prank
This is a very simple funny prank. Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish. Let it dry and place it out to be used.
- From J.
Funny Pranks to Play on Neighbors
1) This works if your neighbor takes his trash out the night before or in the early morning so that he will have a chance to see the change as he leaves for work. Simply move the trash to the opposite of the driveway so that he keeps wondering if he is loosing his mind (I could have sworn I put it over there!) Sort of like the movie Gaslight.
2) Plant corn in their flowerbed.
3) Spray liquid fertilizer in his yard that spells "shit". The grass will grow a dark green shit for him.
4) Take your left over pancakes and place them in a neat stack in the middle of his driveway
5) Submit their names on offers for "more information" and list their kid's names like a law firm so that they start receiving mail. Or submit requests and use their baby's name so they wonder why their newborn is getting information on tools, etc. Also submit their name but change it to reflect a different nationality, i.e. Carl Banks becomes Carlos Bandera.
- Funny Pranks Submitted by the Infamous Art Vandelay
Get Your Friends Wet Funny Prank
My cousin and I played this prank on my sister: Get a glass cup and a broom and a chair. Fill the cup to the rim with some sort of liquid. Stand on the chair and hold the cup to the ceiling. MAKE SURE THE RIM TOUCHES THE CEILING! ! ! Tell the victim that you are doing an experiment in school, and need their help. Tell them to hold the broom so the handle is pushed up against the bottom of the cup. Then grab the chair and run! ! !
- From Kit
The Shitty Dollar Funny Prank
Leave a real or fake dollar in a public place with dog shit on one side. Stand back and enjoy! A nice extra touch to this is to write (by the way that's human shit) on the concrete with chalk under the shitty dollar.
- From Chase
Camp Funny Prank
This is for all the camping people out there. Okay if ya'll go camping with alot of friends this practical joke is totally for you!! Get some bright red lipstick and put it on somebody's lips. Then put lip marks all over someone else's face that is of the same sex and sort of smear some lipstick on their lips. Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
More funny camp pranks.
- From Nikki P.
The Fake Poop Funny Prank
This funny prank is very simple and I thought of it after my sister wrapped our toilet seat with saran wrap (My friend pissed all over the seat - See Saran Wrap Prank). All it takes is some peanut butter and chocolate syrup. Take about two spoonfuls of peanut butter and put them into a bowl then pour chocolate syrup in. Place your potential poop mixture into the microwave for thirty seconds. Remove the mixture and mix it with a spoon then take it into your hands and squeeze it into the shape of your pride crap.
Now, wrap it in paper towel and squeeze the oil out of your soon to be funny prank, this will take about three paper towels to make it look right. After that, set the fake poop on the edge of your toilet seat so it looks like you were sitting back too far and your turd got stuck to the seat.
An extra idea is when your sister or roommate realizes what is on the seat run in and apologize, picking it up and saying, "What, it isn't that big of a deal". My friend even ripped a piece off, ate it, and exclaimed, "Your crap tastes better than mine."
For counselors working at camp or people working in an office make about three and take them with you in a bag. Your mixture is fair game for anywhere and it even becomes more realistic if you take a piece of the end and drop it into the water or add some toilet paper.
- From Adam
Another Fake Poop Prank
Ok... I did this funny prank a couple of weeks ago and I had an amazing affect....
First of all u need a lump of clay (must be related to shit color, which includes greenish and yellow) and carrot and or corn... Mix the clay with some water just to the consistency so that you can mix it. Add the corn and or carrot and mold into a shape of a REALLY long skinny turd that is bendy to fit the toilet. Let it set and bring it to a friend's house or to school and put it in the bottom of the toilet....
THIS DOES NOT FLUSH! The clay un-hardens after a while of being in the toilet, but it lasts a pretty long time:D HAVE FUN!
- From Dangel
Embarrassing Paper in the Photocopier Prank
I used this funny prank a few times to exact my revenge on the only section of my company that has a copy machine. They insist that anyone who uses it, even for office use, must bring their own paper.
To prepare for this prank you will need some type of embarrassing page size photo (such as a large picture of un-clothed body parts from the net or a piece of poop).
When the time comes to make some copies, simply ensure that you have at least enough blank sheets of paper to complete your copies, plus enough that hopefully the prank cannot be traced back to you.
Place your "special" piece of paper near the bottom of your stack or insert it into the midsection of any existing paper in the paper try facing a direction where the picture will not be visible when it first comes out of the copy machine. You may have to do a few test runs on your own copies to find out which direction this will need to be.
You will make your needed copies and the "special" gift will be left for an unsuspecting victim (the next bastard or two that uses the copier).
The best outcome actually happened for me once when someone copied a 30 page report, got a huge pin-up of an internet porn star about half way through the report, and turned it into his boss without ever checking more than the first few and last few pages.
The best part about this funny prank is that it can be done over and over again until you get caught and it is still funny every time!
Other Office Pranks
- From Cory V.
Icy Hot and Laxatives Combo Funny Prank
This practical joke works as a funny office prank or camp prank. You gotta have deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot, laxative chocolates and a few pair of old crappy shoes. This works best if there is one toilet. If not, put shoes on the floor inside each of the empty stalls and lock the stall from the inside. REMEMBER TO LEAVE ONE STALL UNLOCKED!! Take the deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot and squeeze ALOT of it around the toilet seat. Spread it evenly over the whole toilet seat. This will make the toilet seat look extremely white and clean. If you want more fun you can put the deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot on the handle and rub it until it isn't easily recognizable.
The next bit is the hardest part of the prank. You gotta offer the laxative chocolates to ONE friend only. Give em a few to get the good ole stomach going. In about ten minutes they will be running to the toilet in desperation. They will see that the other toilets are occupied and will have to go to the one and only open toilet.
Here comes the best bit. As soon as they sit down they will feel the cream. If they stand up the cream will still be on there ass and thighs. But it's too late because nothing can stop the flow of nature forcing them to stay in the stall. After about 5 minutes the deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot kicks in and their ass and thighs will be a burning. If they try to rub it off the ungodly flame will just be spread and rubbed in deeper. When they are finished all you will be hearing is complaining. This prank is some seriously funny shit.
RANDOM TIP:
deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot will burn absolutely crazy if put on groin and close 2 balls.
- From Ackmon
Fake Amnesia Prank
After March break I went back to school pretending that I had amnesia. I made up a story about falling off a horse and hitting my head on a tree. I said that I had an 89% memory loss and that I could only remember how to speak English, read and write.
I walked into my tech class with a piece of paper with all my courses on them and I asked friends of mine if I was in the right class. They gave me looks of confusion and disbelief when I told them my amnesia story. I went on asking where I sit in the class, asked them what kind of person I was, and many other fun questions.
I had the whole class believing I had amnesia and everyone was trying to remind me of my past. I asked, "So what do we do in this class?" and my friend replied, "Well its computer engineering..." I asked "What's a computer?" They had their work cut out for them. They explained the Internet and they reminded me of all my favorite TV shows. They then started to get smart with me and they made up things like hover boards and World War III. It was fun, I just wish I was more prepared so I could've carried the prank on for a long time.
- From Betty (Ontario Canada)
I'm Eating Your Goldfish Prank
Peel a strip off of a carrot and bite it into the shape of a goldfish (see where I'm going?). Go over to a friends aquarium and shout out "I'm so damn hungry!" and, with the carrot strip in hand, held between your thumb and pointer, scrape your pinky along the surface of the water, getting your friends attention, and go "I loooooooove seafood!" whilst dangling and waving the fish around, giving it a life-like look. Slap the carrot shaving on your tongue and swallow it whole (or, for an added effect, chew rapidly). Gets my friends every time.
- From Ryan C.
Simple Laxative Chocolate Drops Prank
This prank is great when played on buddies who like to beg or ask for food to coworkers who like to eat from everybody, especially chocolate lovers. Buy some chocolate coated laxatives and exclaim to the person that it is a new type of chocolate candy and tell them it's absolutely phenomenal and they should try it of course before you do. Just make sure that you dispose of the package they came in discretely or they might find out that you are the source of their intestinal pain due to your funny prank.
